I know I'm being a bitch

I just read this little blurb on msn:

Gwyneth Paltrow has taken some comfort in the thought that her dead dog might be in heaven, being walked by her late dad, Bruce Paltrow. “The day they had to put [the dog] to sleep — I was really upset — and someone said, ‘Oh, you know, Bruce is walking with him in heaven right now,’” she said, reports World Entertainment News Network. “I thought, ‘Wouldn’t that be great if that were true.’

Trust me--I love dogs. I love my family dog. I love my dad. But Gwyneth, seriously. Grow the fuck up. And stop naming your children after fruit.

And for real...this is news? Stop wasting my time, World Entertainment News Network, with this superficial bullshit and start reporting some stories with some meat! Like, get me some pictures of Cheeto Spearserline! Now! Go!